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I am Sunny Singh, full name Sunninder Singh and I live in a village of Punjab. I live in a typical villager kind of family, a huge family. This is my bio data. No, not at all, I am not writing my resume here but I thought that it is necessary for you to know who I am.
I am Sunny Singh, full name Sunninder Singh and I live in a village of Punjab. I live in a typical villager kind of family, a huge family. This is my bio data. No, not at all, I am not writing my resume here but I thought that it is necessary for you to know who I am.
That day was my birthday. I will tell a bit
later that what happened to me on that day but first I should tell you that how
we celebrate birthdays in our family. First of all nobody knows that on which
day they were born. The only thing we had was estimation that, that one’s
birthday falls on that month. Our elders always tell us that on your birthday
came flood in our village and on that one’s birthday came earthquake in
someone’s village. Sometimes it feels that all the epidemics which fell on our
elders were because of us. So the moral of the story is that you yourself have
to decide that today is your birthday. Now let’s talk of the party. Our parties
menu always remains the same; the birthday boy will get one extra parathas and
one more glass of lassi. This is our ‘happy birthday’.
Now, that day’s story. On that day I
received a letter from somewhere. This was the first letter in my life on which
my name was written so obviously everyone was a bit excited to know what the
matter of the letter, especially I. The moment
I received the letter, everyone surrounded my room. Some of them trying to peek
the letter, especially those who even don’t know to read their name.
After sometime I opened the letter it was
written in English so all peeking stopped because no one in our family was
familiar of this heritage of British. That was a pretty long letter. I was
reading that letter and everyone’s eyes were on my face. I was smiling while
reading and with smile everyone’s eyes were getting widen. Everyone was
thinking that ‘Munda has gone mad’. After reading it I touched my mother’s feet
and said “Biji, I am going to foreign” and after my last word there was a long
silence and then a roar, a roar of laughter and joy. Well I got scholarship to
study further from Australia. My brothers crushed me in their hands and lifted
me on their shoulders. Soon the news traveled all over. My father announced a
big party (yes, the same paratha party) and then started the arrival of
relatives. Relatives come in big trucks and gets unloaded at our house.
This party ended on the date of my
departure. Laughter ended with the tears, everywhere ladies were crying as if I
am going for my last journey, as if this is my end, as if I am going to die
after this. After all these emotions I found myself on the airport. I was alone
there; no one came to see off me because of the money problem (rent problem).
This was the first time I came out of that store room, my study room; I will
always miss that room. I was happy because all my dedication came out with
great results.
Then the announcer announced of my plane’s
arrival. The first thing which amazed me in my whole life was the size of the
plane. Wow, that was a stunning moment for me. After that I was on my seat, the
beautiful air hostess shown me my seat and also helped me to wear the belt.
That was the second stunning moment.
The AC was throwing cool air which made me
miss the fresh air of early morning of my village. Truly speaking AC’s air was
not cooler than that air. Everywhere around me were silent ‘dead’ people,
making no noise, it was feeling as if I was taking a tour of a morgue. Well, if
you are a person of Punjab then everywhere out of Punjab you will feel silence,
because there is no place in the whole universe where people talks louder than Punjab. Now some time later I sensed butterflies in my
stomach. The plane was taking off. I closed my eyes stronger, even stronger
till the butterflies are gone. Butterflies were gone but now even bigger problem
strikes me. I wanted to go to toilet. Someone told me on airport that whenever
you want to ask anything on plane, ask to air hostess. Now that was even bigger
problem, how can I ask about toilet to a girl?
I hold my shit tighter, tighter and tightest
but that was not enough. I was jumping on my chair here and their when an air
hostess came to me and said:
“Sir, any problem?”
I wanted to say no, but I said to myself
that if not now then never so I asked her about toilet. She shown me the way
and I rushed towards toilet. What a relief that was, oh my god. The amount was
enormous. I stood up and then again on my seat. I thought that in starting of
my new life I am having so much of problems, what would be later?